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[PocketZeldaStationAdvent]

What?

What is wrong with people? Poor graphics? No motive? Screen too small?

It's a classic video game style. 8 bit is amazing. It's not supposed to be over the top with 3-dimensional special effects. In my opinion, i thought the author stayed true to this specific style and managed to pulled it off swiftly.
Appreciate an art form.

No motive? Obviously you didn't bother to spend an extra, 5 or so seconds to try and figure it out. It's not that difficult. If you're one of the many who just open portal submissions for the sake of save/blam points and don't take the time to actually care enough to thoroughly critique. Don't waste the author's time with an unnecessarily negative review.

Screen too small? The title of this game is "PocketZeldaStationAdvent" - (POCKET ZELDA!) Honestly. For 3 hours worth of work, this is fairly impressive.
Why is it so hard to understand the contention of this submission?

Well i personally, enjoyed it quite a bit.
Overall. Inviting, pleasant and amusing. Very nice way to pass a bit of time.

[iPhone Throw]

iphone

..kick?

Yehhh, it is interesting enough to keep me playing for a short time. But there's just so much that you could do to take it further. Upgrades, more appealing artwork, medals etc but yeh. Fairly original and innovative idea. Many opportunities have been missed though. This has the potential to be quite the winner ;D

[Rosie's Restaurant]

complete it?

it just keeps going aha..
mildly amusing though. Characters were neat and the gameplay was simple yet enjoyable. Overall, nothing really spectacular.
..the music kind of got on my nerves, but i guess without it, it wouldn't have that little cute, innocent atmospheric feeling to it.

[Punk-o-matic 2]

to be honest..

i thought this was going to be some massive "got you" joke, because i remember playing the first punk-o-matic soooo long ago, and never considered the possibilty of another but..
the overall outcome of your hard work obviously paid off because it shows how much effort and detail you've put into everything, even the background music corresponds with the amplifier. Simple things like this is why you'll most likely end up with many awards

[Lastman]

i hate you..

aha f*@#!

i'm going to stop before i waste anymore of my life, i can't even make it past the crabs :(
..i don't really hate you, and i think your game is neat

PiGPEN responds:

Thanks. See you later, lifeless.

[Toss the Turtle]

owh :(

i went through a money bag..

awell, amazing programming and artwork. *favourited!*

[Let's make a shooter! 2/3]

informative and amusing

your stuff is great, looking forward to number 3

Genocide responds:

thanks a lot, expect 3 soon enough! =3

[Tattoo Artist]

great game

good graphics
great ideas for the tattoos, i dont think one is used twice
great sound and music, the music goes really well with the game
simple yet fun!
although it could be better...like you can use different colours for the tattoos, like the faded parts could be a faded colour like a red faded part could be coloured with the red ink get me? lol anyway kept me entertained for quite a while

[Croke]

well....yeh...

haha yeh i thought it was gonna explode aswell...awell..too bad..
good animation..
and good sound 2/5